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I want to be a celebrity,
so everyone in the world will care about every inch of me,
And every time I take a shit, I'll be on TV,
And every woman in the world will throw themselves at me,
And maybe if I wasn't so lazy,
I wouldn't feel crazy when you talk to me,
And everyone says I should follow my dreams,
I'm trying but I'm not getting very far,
And you know every day I serve coffee to creeps,
And they tell me so many things that make me feel weak,
But I've got my soul and I've got my heart,
Cause I know that somehow we'll never grow apart,
Earlier today while organizing my dvd's,
I realized that life is whatever you want it to be,
So if you wanna go dancing then go right ahead,
As for me, I think I'll spend all day right here in bed.
But it's not because I'm feeling bad,
In fact, I'm starting to feel ok,
So please don't think I'm feeling sad,
Cause it's just all I want to do today.
It's all I want to do today.
Maybe if I had a different job,
Like a doctor, or an actor, or an astronaut,
I'd spend my time saving the human race,
Instead of just taking up space,
But probably I'd moan after a week or two,
I don't get enough sleep, oh what should I do,
I got a headache, and I hate my life,
No, baby, we can't make love tonight,
I gotta get up early in the morning too,
To make sure I don't miss my favorite cartoons,
So if you wanna go dancing then go right head,
As for me, I think I'll spend all day right here in bed.
But it's not because I'm feeling bad,
In fact, I'm starting to feel ok,
So please don't think I'm feeling sad,
Cause it's just all I want to do today.
It's all I want to do today.
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