Grandparents Forever

by DAN

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about

all music written, performed, and recorded by DAN
Slackerpop Records 2010

credits

released January 8, 2010

DAN is-
David Walker - guitar, etc.
Clayton Marks - bass, etc.
Sid Shurer - vocals, etc.

Our buddies who helped:
Tucker-background vocals on "Lazy and Proud" & "Some More Stupid Shit"
Shelby-background vocals on "I Threw Up Off The Porch" & farts on "Disco Amoeba"
Cody-voicemail on "Cody's Moving Back to Town"
Brittany-background vocals on "Super Anal Party"

tags

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about

Dables Greenville, South Carolina

Dables is the alias for DIY manic folk rocker David Walker who has been a staple in the upstate South Carolina scene since 2005. After playing in Death Mullet, Mr. Waffle, DAN, and Closet Monster, he started performing and recording solo as Dables, a combination of the words David's Bullshit. In 2010, Dables became a full three piece band, playing shows all around South Carolina ... more

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Track Name: Livin' in The Basement
living in the basement
there's never anything to do
living in the basement
I hate people like you

living in the basement
it smells like cat shit
living in the basement
I wish those cats would quit

living in the basement
I never get to jack off
living in the basement
cause clayton sleeps next to me

living in the basement
mom and dad think I'm loud
living in the basement
but I'm black and I'm proud
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Track Name: Meditations by DAN
breathe in (uuhhhhhhhh)
and breathe out (ahhhhhhhh)
and breathe in (uhhhhhh)
and then breathe out (ahhhhhh)
you are at peace
you are one with the universe
your chi flow is positive
people like you (i love you)
everything is ok
everything is beautiful
BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE ANYWAY FUCKFACE
Track Name: Bangin' My Head on The Mic
banging my head on the microphone
Track Name: Hacky Sack With Kittens
I wanna play hacky sack with some kittens
right meow. right meow.
Track Name: Lazy and Proud
I eat fast food everyday so suck my dick
I sleep real late everyday so suck my dick
we don't practice worth a shit so suck my dick
I watch TV all day long so suck my dick

suck my dick

Playing xbox for 12 hours so suck my dick
I watch the big lebowski again so suck my dick
I'm stinky and I don't bathe so suck my dick
I'm unemployed and horny so suck my dick

suck my dick
Track Name: Applegrassfart
i dunno?
Track Name: Oreo Brownie
oreo brownies
Track Name: God Knows Why
Let's go to church and get really high
I got a boner and god knows why
baptize me for his glory
I guess that's the end of the pointless story

Let's go to church and get really high
I gotsa boner and god knows why
god knows why
god knows why cuz I got high
Track Name: I Threw Up Off The Porch
I threw up off the porch
Track Name: 10
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Track Name: DAN
drunk ass nigga!
yeah!
Track Name: Those Fuckers Lied About The Weed
those fuckers lied about the weed
those fuckers lied about the weed
those fuckers lied about the weed
they lied to me about the fucking weed
they lied about the fucking weed
Track Name: Bubblegum and Kicking Ass
D: Hey Sid
S: Hey David
D: What's going on, man?
S: Not a damn thing
D: Ready to do this?
S: I guess
D: Alright

I chew some bubblegum (b-b-b-b-bubblegum)
then I go kick some ass (oooOoooh yeah)
But when I'm out of gum (b-b-b-b-b-bubblegum)
Don't get in my path

Chewing gum and kicking ass (move bitch get out the way bitch)
Chewing gum and kicking some ass
I'm gonna kick yer ass
Track Name: Disco Amoeba
disco amoeba
(and then shelby farts)
Track Name: Cody's Moving Back to Town
Cody's moving back to town
must be some crazy bullshit going down
yeah yeah yeah yeah
no no no no
maybe so
Track Name: I Drank a Beer
I drank a beer
I drank two beers
I drank three beers
that's all I drank
Track Name: Get Off Yer Phone
Get off yer phone
before you kill someone
can't you get off the phone
cause you'll kill someone

can't yer call wait
wouldn't it be great
if you'd get off the phone
before you run someone

oh my god, what are you talking about
get off the phone
I don't care what it's about
get off the phone
pay attention to the road
if you don't get off the phone
you'll probably kill someone
like some kids, or a cop, or a teacher, or some pedestrians
or Dr. Phil
Track Name: Nancy Botwin
I fucked nancy botwin in the butt hardcore
then I went and I fucked Sid's mom
I fucked nancy botwin
Track Name: Some More Stupid Shit
blahblahblahblahblahhbablyahhhhhhhhhh
Track Name: John Lennon's Uncircumcised Penis
John Lennon's penis is uncircumcised
Track Name: Obama is Black
obama's black
i'm gonna fuck your mom
obama's black
i'll do it all night long

obama's black
he used to sell you crack
obama's black
now he's on the attack
obama's black
Track Name: We Don't Need No Drummer
we don't need no motherfucking drummer
fuck no!