Slow down and shut up your taking life too seriously,
Have yourself a cigarette and 42 double cheeseburgers and you will be set,
Everything that you see out of the corner of your eye is a lie,
And everything that you are seems so far,
And you never know when you might die,

Have ever wondered why there's water in the air,
And in the ground there's dead bodies everywhere,
Where I never have, I'm too concerned with taxes and death,
And where I will get my next bag of meth.
My next back of meth...

Well my brain is leaking out of my ear,
And it feels like there's a shortage of air in here,
So call the police, and my doctor and a priest,
Cause we are almost out of beer.
Out of beer...
Out of beer...

The sky turned the color of a crow giving birth,
While the people sang all 'round the earth,
They sang and the danced and the celebrate the life
that was sold to them for a dollar ninety five,
There is a song given to us by the lord that will never be heard,
A song for the deaf and for the blind,
And for the rest we will settle for making our own.

Because one day our spaceship will come,
And our bodies will be left undone,
We will fly away while heaven remains in thoughts and our dreams,
And a needle in my veins,
A needle in my veins.

Well my brain is leaking out of my ear,
And it feels like there's a shortage of air in here,
So call the police, and my doctor and a priest,
Cause we are almost out of beer.
Out of beer...
Out of beer...

I would like a receipt for this life,
So I can go get a refund at Wal-mart,
And every once and while I like to talk to a child,
So I, so I can feel smart,

Since there is nothing left for us to sin,
I will see you again when we both get to heaven.
When we both get to heaven.

Well my brain is leaking out of my ear,
And it feels like there's a shortage of air in here,
So call the police, and my doctor and a priest,
Cause we are almost out of beer.
Out of beer...
Out of beer...
aoooOOohhhhh....